The unbearable slightness of being... a pooner.

It never ceases to amaze me as I peruse the various escort review boards how utterly infantile and immature some of the members are.
Not since I was in high school have I witnessed the puerile, adolescent behaviour as that on Cerf & Perb.

The truly tragic part of this matter is the austere expose ferreted out for all to see of the demographic which participate on these boards.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not painting all who partake in the "oldest profession" with the same brush here just the chronically cloistered, cerebrally challenged cyber cerfers & pubescent perbites who have nothing else in their life to do but park their portly posteriors in front of the computer screen & lose themselves in their anonymity on a ne'er-do-well world wide wasteland filled with like minded loafers sharing sordid stories of their latest licentious lewd and lawless lechery.

I should re-iterate that not all are to be viewed in the same aspect as the above libel would lead you to believe.
There are in fact many who are mature & discrete as they go about their self proclaimed "pooner" pursuits.

On the other side though, are those who have such a corrupted reality that they cannot distinguish the real world from their manufactured one.
The black & whites turn into a monochrome of melted gray morality devoid of any dividing lines.

On numerous occasions I have read stories posted by members of these boards detailing their escort escapades which in fact were nothing more than picking up a crack whore to polish their pathetic pud for a paltry pittance which undoubtedly was spent by said ho to purchase more dope.

These posters are lauded as pooner professors serving as pseudo sensei's to the young & desperate.

One even has a faithful & feeble minded "Pussy Posse" who read every story he writes drooling like Pavlov's dogs and worshiping him like a SW swami.
He rolls out every weekend to do his booty battle replete with "snatchlight" sabre & a tricked out sex machine on wheels.

Another member brags about his overseas sexations where he can get discount deepthroat from women held in Turkish houses by men who pimp them out to any Tom or hairy Dick that doesn't want to deal with limitations on their lasciviousness or ligations by the rule of law back home.

Sad indeed is the level men will sink to in order to satisfy their fucking fixations.

None stop to think of the danger they present to themselves or their significant others as they feed the fornication fire burning in their bloated bowels.

Rare it is when these rogues ruminate on the rectitude of their raunchy & sometimes reprehensible ribald.